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Reason #32 to read all the endnotes in Infinite Jest
guyfsmiley said: if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?
The Barnes and Noble bargain edition of Don Quixote uses the 1755 translation of the text.
You do NOT want to be reading a translation that is almost 260 years old. (I read a bunch of old ones in my translation course, they’re not that pretty)
Do yourself a favor and read the Burton Raffel translation of Don Quijote.
[B&N does carry the new Edith Grossman translation (which is adequate, but too stiff and literal), so don’t buy your Quixotes at B&N, go for Raffel.]
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
As soon as this post gets 89,708 notes, I will be a happy camper.
It just needs to beat the number of notes on this post, because I originally made the content on this post and somebody re-posted it and that post got 89,707 notes, so I just feel like there needs to be a little justice in the world.