• moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

    moistnoodles:

    i-march-mello:

    danim4ux:

    THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

    Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

    THAT IS MAHOGANY

    I thought this was a joke until I read the description

    (Source: srsfunny, via ruinedchildhood)

  • trust:

"all girls dress the same"

    trust:

    "all girls dress the same"

    (via zackisontumblr)

  • "

    My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

    And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

    "
  • sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

    sousaphoner:

    eternalwinternight:

    hunhanny:

    I feel educated

    Where was this when I was in calculus

    why am i only seeing this now like

    (Source: littlemusicalwitch, via ruinedchildhood)

  • grimelords:

    imagine: a little house for your shoes to sleep in

  • mercedesbenzodiazepine:

    it’s that time of year again

    I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

    (Source: its-justaspark, via zackisontumblr)

  • engage-with-zorp:

    hijerking:

    ”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

    It’s the sound that Tim Allen makes in the Home Improvement theme song.
  • panicatthedanetrain:

    Things I DO NOT want:

    • Another pretty face
    • Just anyone to hold
    • My love to go to waste

    Things I DO want:

    • You
    • Your beautiful soul

    (via zackisontumblr)

  • maghrabiyya:

    this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s

    i’m sorry we have failed you

    (Source: fybacktothefuture, via keepsgalenasmiling)

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